Jacob Robinson

shoutout to my boyfriend for waking me up with french toast. 🙌 he’s the absolute best.



"We get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds."


If I had a phone that had a fave five, you’d be all five.

(Source: tarkovskologist)

Hawaii once had a rat problem. Then, somebody hit upon a brilliant solution. Import mongooses from India. Mongooses would kill the rats. It worked. Mongooses did kill the rats. Mongooses also killed chickens, young pigs, birds, cats, dogs, and small children. There have been reports of mongooses attacking motorbikes, power lawn mowers, golf carts, and James Michener. In Hawaii now, there are as many mongooses as there once were rats. Hawaii had traded its rat problem for a mongoose problem. Hawaii was determined nothing like that would ever happen again…Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.
Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker (1980)

(Source: falala-dispute)


Airplane Banner Truisms; Oct.26 - Nov. 7 2004For New York City © 2004 Jenny Holzer

(Source: robertdeniro)


I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(Source: calcium-waste)

Last night jake and I stayed up until five in the morning talking about life and kissing in the rain and we are going to chicago this weekend and wow he makes me really happy and I need to tell the world.